aizimet@hotmail.com

Born to Beth and Elihu Zimet on March 3 of 1978, I was a medium size baby with the appropriate number of arms and legs.  Only 5 short years later I was rushed to school where I was forced to endure 13 straight years of education.  Following this hardship I was then allowed to endure four more years of education at the  University of Vermont (www.uvm.edu).  After four more hard years I was forced to make the first decision of my life; how long can I mooch of my parents before I am forced to get a job.  Luckily I managed to find someone willing to employ me and have worked as a contractor to the government and now as a civil servant for the last few years.  Seeing how I have suffered in my life a beautiful girl felt pity on me and decided to spend the rest of her life trying to repair my damaged mental state.  We were married on the third of April in 2004 after which we promptly bought a house, burnt it down, and are now rebuilding it.  We have two pets, Oliver and Chops.